Congrats, Eric

Uruguay and the Netherlands to the Championship.

ERIC - 11.5
KYLE - 9
DAN - 8
LANE - 7
CRAIG - 5
ADAM - 3
STUART - 3
TATO - 2

Domination

E-ROC - 11.5
DAN - 8
KYLE - 7.5
LANE - 7
CRAIG - 5
ADAM - 3
STUART - 3
TATO - 2

Congrats, E-Roc

E-ROC - 10
DAN - 8
LANE - 7
KYLE - 6
CRAIG - 5
ADAM - 3
STUART - 3
TATO - 2

Deutsche

ELITE 8

DAN - 8
E-ROC - 8
LANE - 6
KYLE - 5
CRAIG - 5
ADAM - 3
STUART - 3
TATO - 2



All my teams lost. Go Ghana.

ACTUAL POINTS

Adam, realizing he is eliminated (along with Tato and Stuart).


DAN - 8
E-ROC - 6
KYLE - 4
LANE - 4
CRAIG - 4
ADAM - 2
STUART - 2
TATO - 2


I also think Lane has no chance to win, but he's still technically alive. It's really down to four, Dan, Eric, Kyle, and Craig, with Craig needing Argentina to win it all to have any chance.

NIPPON

JAPAN BABY!!!!

After 2 Games...

Lane, excited over his 1st place standing even though his boy Lukas blew it.


E-ROC - 14
LANE - 14
DAN - 13
CRAIG - 12
ADAM - 9
STUART - 9
KYLE - 7
TATO - 7

Points Leaders

Actual World Cup Points, not our version of Points, after the first game for each team (not including today's South Africa/Uruguay match):

DAN - 8
LANE - 7
STUART - 7
E-ROC - 5
CRAIG - 5
KYLE - 4
ADAM - 3
TATO - 3

Who Needs a Hug?

Possibly E-Roc?

Here it is...

World Cup Schedule


Less than two weeks until Craig (Mexico) vs. Tato (South Africa) and Stuart (France) vs. Eric (Uruguay).

THIS IS AWESOME...

Check out this Excel Doc my friend made (a guy in another League I am in and I just changed the Owners to this League).

You just place the teams where you think they will be and you can fill it out and see who will win it with your predictions (I finish in 2nd with how I think it will go... but I have higher hopes).

UFWC 2010 Excel Doc (xlsx)

UFWC 2010 Excel Doc (xls)

The 2nd Tab on this Doc has the rankings of our Owners' combination of their 4 teams.

My 4 teams finish 1st overall for the ESPN SPI Rankings, but E-Roc's squad of the Netherlands, Greece, Uruguay, and Slovakia are number 1 in the Fifa Rankings.

Updated Draft

ROUND 1:

1) Adam Ampuja - BRAZIL
2) Kyle Beattie - SPAIN
3) Craig Teague - ARGENTINA
4) Dan McCarthy - ENGLAND
5) Eric Hunter - NETHERLANDS
6) Lane Farnham - GERMANY
7) Stuart Webb - FRANCE
8) Tato - PORTUGAL

ROUND 2:

9) Tato - ITALY
10) Stuart - GHANA
11) Lane - PARAGUAY
12) E-Roc - GREECE
13) Dan - USA
14) Craig - MEXICO
15) Kyle - CAMEROON
16) Adam Ampuja - SERBIA

ROUND 3:

17) Adam Ampuja - NIGERIA
18) Kyle - IVORY COAST
19) Craig - HONDURAS
20) Dan - CHILE
21) E-Roc - URUGUAY
22) Lane - DENMARK
23) Stuart - AUSTRALIA
24) Tato - SOUTH AFRICA

ROUND 4:

25) Tato - ALGERIA
26) Stuart - SWITZERLAND
27) Lane - SLOVENIA
28) E-Roc - SLOVAKIA
29) Dan - SOUTH KOREA
30) Craig - NEW ZEALAND
31) Kyle - JAPAN
32) Adam Ampuja - NORTH KOREA

THE AWARD FOR MOST WHORISH EYESHADOW GOES TO...

Kyle's up.


ROUND 1:

1) Adam Ampuja - BRAZIL
2) Kyle Beattie - SPAIN
3) Craig Teague - ARGENTINA
4) Dan McCarthy - ENGLAND
5) Eric Hunter - NETHERLANDS
6) Lane Farnham - GERMANY
7) Stuart Webb - FRANCE
8) Tato - PORTUGAL

ROUND 2:

9) Tato - ITALY
10) Stuart - GHANA
11) Lane - PARAGUAY
12) E-Roc - GREECE
13) Dan - USA
14) Craig - MEXICO
15) Kyle -
16) Adam Ampuja

ROUND 3:

17) Adam Ampuja
18) Kyle
19) Craig
20) Dan
21) E-Roc
22) Lane
23) Stuart
24) Tato

ROUND 4:

25) Tato
26) Stuart
27) Lane
28) E-Roc
29) Dan
30) Craig
31) Kyle
32) Adam Ampuja

Updated Draft...

"Hey, Lane. Thanks for choosing me."
"Haaaayyy, Lukas. How's... uhhh... uhhh... wow, I mean... WOW... umm, yeah, so... ummm... whatcha... whatcha doin' over there?"
(beat)
"This Bitch means nothing to me, I swear."

ROUND 1:

1) Adam Ampuja - BRAZIL
2) Kyle Beattie - SPAIN
3) Craig Teague - ARGENTINA
4) Dan McCarthy - ENGLAND
5) Eric Hunter - NETHERLANDS
6) Lane Farnham - GERMANY
7) Stuart Webb - FRANCE
8) Tato - PORTUGAL

ROUND 2:

9) Tato - ITALY
10) Stuart - GHANA
11) Lane - PARAGUAY
12) E-Roc - GREECE
13) Dan - USA
14) Craig -
15) Kyle
16) Adam Ampuja

ROUND 3:

17) Adam Ampuja
18) Kyle
19) Craig
20) Dan
21) E-Roc
22) Lane
23) Stuart
24) Tato

ROUND 4:

25) Tato
26) Stuart
27) Lane
28) E-Roc
29) Dan
30) Craig
31) Kyle
32) Adam Ampuja

Here's a Pair of Gays

Lane takes Paraguay

Updated Draft...

"Germany?! Germany?! Bleh! Lousy Krauts." - Lane


ROUND 1:

1) Adam Ampuja - BRAZIL
2) Kyle Beattie - SPAIN
3) Craig Teague - ARGENTINA
4) Dan McCarthy - ENGLAND
5) Eric Hunter - NETHERLANDS
6) Lane Farnham - GERMANY
7) Stuart Webb - FRANCE
8) Tato - PORTUGAL

ROUND 2:

9) Tato - ITALY
10) Stuart
11) Lane
12) E-Roc
13) Dan
14) Craig
15) Kyle
16) Adam Ampuja

ROUND 3:

17) Adam Ampuja
18) Kyle
19) Craig
20) Dan
21) E-Roc
22) Lane
23) Stuart
24) Tato

ROUND 4:

25) Tato
26) Stuart
27) Lane
28) E-Roc
29) Dan
30) Craig
31) Kyle
32) Adam Ampuja

UFWC RUMORS

Word on the street is that possible Brazilian and definite Thai-Hooker banger, Tato Maizza,will under NO circumstances draft France.
If this information was known before the draft, any number of draftees would have taken the 7th pick in order to get Italy and France.
If this does happen, not douchey looking at all Stuart Webb may have just moved up to the top of every Vegas Board to win the whole thing.

THE DRAFT...

ROUND 1:

1) Adam Ampuja - BRAZIL
2) Kyle Beattie - SPAIN
3) Craig Teague - ARGENTINA
4) Dan McCarthy - ENGLAND
5) Eric Hunter - NETHERLANDS
6) Lane Farnham - GERMANY
7) Stuart Webb
8) Tato

ROUND 2:

9) Tato
10) Stuart
11) Lane
12) E-Roc
13) Dan
14) Craig
15) Kyle
16) Adam Ampuja

ROUND 3:

17) Adam Ampuja
18) Kyle
19) Craig
20) Dan
21) E-Roc
22) Lane
23) Stuart
24) Tato

ROUND 4:

25) Tato
26) Stuart
27) Lane
28) E-Roc
29) Dan
30) Craig
31) Kyle
32) Adam Ampuja

Tato Scouts the Draft in Thailand

And by "scouts the draft" I mean "bangs 13-year-olds".

With the First Pick...

... of the 2010 Ultimate Fantasy World Cup Draft, owner Adam Ampuja selects....

... the West Hollywood Team? (Adam in the yellow bathing suit, a little too happy)

Not For Lane Farnham